Cheap drinking
TheSite.org's top five strategies for having a liquid life when almost skint.
Supermarket Vermouth
Two quid a bottle, cunningly disguised by mixing with obscure tropical fruit juice, you will feel ill by the morning, if not on your first glass.
Vinegar
Well it does say wine on the bottle, but you are quite certain it should be poured on your chips and not down your neck. However, it tastes like silk by the end of the bottle. One of life's little mysteries this. Maybe not, after all.
Thunderbird, 20/20, Taboo
Tastes like toilet cleaner, smells like cheap perfume from Peckham back streets, gets you floor-huggingly drunk.
"Punch"
An open term generally meaning anything and everything thrown into a dustbin, preferably emptied first, may contain fruit if a deluxe version, and may be a very strange colour as a result of food dye, or the early starters vomiting into it - oh it wasn't fruit...
Snakebite
Having sworn you will never ever drink cider again after throwing up aged 14, you may wonder how you managed to drink the best part of two litres of white cider in half an hour.
Serious bit: remember, binge drinking can cause you harm.
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